It's never too early to start shopping. I, personally, am already making my list.
I'm not in the habit of asking for things I don't think I deserve, and, well, I deserve this.
The BBC is already on top of this sure-to-delight item:
A former US intercontinental ballistic missile base - with a network of underground tunnels and silos, but no nuclear warheads - is on sale on eBay for $1.5m (£750,000, 1.06m euros).
Located in a remote corner of Washington state and still ringed by its original barbed-wire-topped fence, the 56-acre site is being marketed as a "gorgeous" property and potential resort.
If you know me (or even if you don't), please consider buying this for me. If you do, I'll have you over to play laser tag.
