The Wientzen Code

I Write Like analyzes your prose and tells you which author you write most like. I plugged in the entirety of an article that I'm writing on Rebecca West and physiology, and this is what I got:

I write like
Dan Brown

I wouldn't take it personally, but I somehow don't think that academic journals are quite looking for Dan Brown-like work. But maybe I'm wrong.

april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has.

LOLcat meets "The Wasteland." And, as often, I wonder whether to dance or despair. God bless the internet.

Indexed

Whoever has been Googling "bitter knife-wielding children," you've got the wrong blog.